Congratulations / Promotion / Graduation
•The flock is in shock! Tom made straight A’s!
•Congratulations on your promotion sweetie
•We just flew in to say congratulations to Terry
•The flock is with you – visit often
•Color us pink and call us flamingos – Mel is
  going to State
•Get Well Soon
•Under the feather? Get well soon Betsy

Apology
•Sorry I ruffled your feathers

Moving / New Home / Retirement
•We’re tickled pink – Welcome
•The flock’s in shock – we’ll miss you
•John’s getting the flock out of the ________
 business – Happy Retirement
•Time for ____ to retire and move to Florida
•Jack has flown the coop
•The flock is with you – visit often

Birthday
•We flew in to wish Sarah a happy birthday
•Just landed to say happy birthday to Kelsey
•Flocks of love on your birthday Tom
•Holy Flamingo! Josh is 40!
•Abby is tickled pink it’s her birthday
•The flock is in shock! Randy is 40!
•Happy flockin’ birthday Kelly
•Feather you like it or not, You’re now 40
•A little bird told us you’re 30 today
•Happy Birthday you old bird
•You’re still flying high at 51
•So many candles, so little cake
•It’s not about age – it’s about attitude
•Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
•40? No way, not Zoe
•Old age comes at a bad time
•50 year old – 1 owner – needs parts
•40: 18 with 22 years experience
•40 happens
•29 again? Talk about recycling
•You might be an old bird but you still have
  flare
•You’re how old? You look so life-like!
•In dog years, you’re dead
•Aged to perfection
•Classics get better with age
•Been there, done that
•Are we grown-ups yet?
•50! Al demands a recount
•40 and still sporty
•50 and still nifty
•36 – Is that your final answer?
•Age is just a number – Pat’s is unlisted
•Bob’s wild oats turned to shredded wheat
•Hi Ho Hi Ho It’s over the hill you go
•Young at heart – Older elsewhere

Other
•We thought the yard needed a little
  sprucing up
•You've been taking yourself way too
  seriously lately
•You have good taste and need to be brought
 down a notch

Baby / Pregnancy / Birth Announcement
•Honk! You’re going to be Grandparents
•Honey, I’ve got something to tell you
•Honey, the rabbit died
•Tickled pink our baby girl is here
•Yes sir, that’s our baby
•Our angel is on the way
•Our flock is growing, Our pride is showing
•Announcing _________ Born _________
•The stork is on the way
•The stork brought us a baby girl
•The stork brought Sally a baby sister
•Once we were 2, now we are 3
•Guess who’s expecting
•A star is born
•I coo and poo, that’s all I do. Luke arrived!
•A new baby to adore, who could ask for
  anything more?
•So tiny and sweet, we’d like you to
  meet Anna
•Sugar and spice, and everything nice
•Little one under construction
•We’re ticked pink our baby’s on the way
•Babies are bundles from heaven
•Children are a gift from God
•Welcome to the world Katie
•Showers of joy – Ella is on the way
•Pink or blue – We welcome you
•Pink or blue – If only we knew
•Showers of joy – Come girl or boy
•Bottles, Bibs, Booties, and Diaper Duties
•Little girl under construction

Twins
•Heard the news? Blessings come in twos.
•Double the fun! We’ve got 2, not 1
•2 new babies 2 adore: Nicole and Natosha
•Once we were 2, now we are FOUR
•How nice – the stork came twice

Proposal / Wedding Shower / Anniversary
•The flock is in shock! Sam finally caught Anita
•We’ll live happily ever after
•Grow old with me, the best is yet to be
•I’ll never stop loving you
•You’re my everything
•Feathers flew when I met you
•Flocks of love from George to Gloria
•The flock is tickled pink – Jan and Ken are
  tying the knot
•Welcome to the Smith family flock
•Follow the flock to Tammy’s shower

Divorce / Breakup
•Love: 2 vowels, 2 consonants, 2 fools
•You got rid of 180 lbs – better off without him
•Dog and husband missing – reward for dog
•Love is blind – marriage is a real eye-opener
•Someone stole your wife – let him keep her

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